I was surprised to find out that someone had actually figured out what some words in the feminine vocabulary mean. Ladies, please confirm the descriptions below in the comments.
- Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘”Nothing” usually end in “Fine.”
- Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
- Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”
- That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s
- Okay means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
- Whatever: It’s a woman’s way of saying #@*! YOU!
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